Time is a Loop: Bacon Lip-Balm

2/22/09

Bacon Lip-Balm

Thank you God.

Now all I need is bacon flavored edible underwear, and my hot, sweaty bacon dreams are complete.

3 comments:

aaronsingerFebruary 23, 2009 at 2:48 AM
I have come across, here and elsewhere, many bacon-flavored products.

What I have yet to see, however, is Bacon Vodka, and/or Bacon-Flavored Cocktails.

Bacontini, anyone?
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M. DotsonMarch 4, 2009 at 1:18 AM
http://www.roni-sue.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=23&products_id=35
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AnonymousMarch 4, 2009 at 1:20 AM
I meant to post that anonymously. Drats! My cover is blown.
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